I usually stay on the ground. 

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10/17/2016 at 20:18 • Filed to: Metro

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Saturday night I’ll be sky high in the back of an airplane. I chose the back for the above reason it was also almost sold out. I did get a window seat so I can stare out at country lights for an hour.

For reasons:

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/free-beer-come-help-me-do-stupid-things-with-a-car-1787350971

I need to find some of this as it was a great beer from the area I’m going to.

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Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > XJDano
10/17/2016 at 20:27

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Hopefully it’s not an MD-80 and you find yourself behind the engine, cause it’s not going to be a 727.


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > ttyymmnn
10/17/2016 at 20:43

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It’ll be an MD-80

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31F


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > ttyymmnn
10/17/2016 at 20:46

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Damn it. Not a window then, huh? Shit. I am not amused right now and didnt do enough research.

Oh well it’ll be only be an hour.


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > XJDano
10/17/2016 at 20:47

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Great musical choice. Paul Revere got me through 11th grade. I used to scrawl the lyrics on the cover of my spanish notebook until I had the whole song memorized. It was before you could find lyrics, so I had to listen to it over and over and over to get it right. I still have much of it committed to memory.

But Pauls Boutique was a better album.


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > XJDano
10/17/2016 at 20:48

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I’m glad people like you exist to take the window seats in the back of the plane so that I can have aisle seats in the front. It doesn’t matter how short the flight is, the moment my plane lands, I only have two goals in life 1) get the fuck off of the plane and 2) have a cigarette to smoke away the pent up stress of having been thousands of feet above the ground.

I once almost ruined my friendship with my best friend on a flight from Philadelphia to Boston. The lady in the seat in front of us was very obese. The second the seatbelt light went off, I sprang out of my seat, elbowed past her as she was getting up, and grabbed my luggage while ignoring her comments about how rude people are.. My friend was livid when she caught up to me in the terminal fifteen minutes later, but I had no regrets. Don’t hate the player, hate the game.


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > Honeybunchesofgoats
10/17/2016 at 21:00

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I think I have been on less than 10 flights, so I’m still amazed at the process. I also don’t smoke. More than 1/2 the time I was the dad with the 2 year old up front that got on & off first because of strollers. & my mom bought 6 hot subs to distribute that probably made a few people hungry on our flight, no lie, they were tasty


Kinja'd!!! Honeybunchesofgoats > XJDano
10/17/2016 at 21:03

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Priority boarding is the number one reason why I want to have children, but now I’m thinking that I might just fill a stroller with hot subs.


Kinja'd!!! XJDano > deekster_caddy
10/17/2016 at 21:06

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I was a homeschooled kid brought up in a religious family. My first job was at a grocery store and one of the guys who I started hanging out with gave me some CDs to check out. This was around 98 and I listened on my portable CD player for quite some time.

Rage against the machine

Reel Big Fish

Beastie Boys


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > XJDano
10/17/2016 at 21:19

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Well, there’s a window, but all you can see is the engine. It’s kind of loud back there, too, so if you have some noise cancelling headphones it will help. Just plan on taking a nap. The engines will lull you to sleep. I don’t think row 32 has a window at all. Those seats are usually held for the FAs.


Kinja'd!!! DynamicWeight > XJDano
10/18/2016 at 14:07

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Your beastie boys image made me think of this


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > XJDano
10/18/2016 at 21:16

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I have to listen to Sabotage a few times a week...

So when my wife got her new subie I surprised her and checked the box for the optional Kicker system including the sub. I get more pleasure than I should out of rolling through gentrified white bread Seattle neighborhoods in a subie pumping Sabotage as loud as it will go... “Where is that awful noise coming from, Matilda? All I see is other Subarus.”